"The Social Network" & Asian Girl Sex

"The Social Network" & Asian Girl Sex is the third Daily Grace video posted on YouTube, and the first episode of the Reviews series. In this video, Grace discusses the 2010 film The Social Network starring Jesse Eisenberg.

Description
Hey guys! Every Wednesday I'll be reviewing things and people and ideas and places and just about anything in between and out between.

Today I review The Social Network. That movie about Facebook or whatever. Did you see it? It was good or whatever.

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Transcript
(My Damn Channel Logo displayed onscreen)

(Cut to Grace sitting on a sofa)

What's up f*ckers?

(Television test card flashes onscreen)

(Cut back to Grace, now with a cup of coffee with whipped cream in her hand)

Hi, guys, and welcome to Wednesday! Every Wednesday I'm gonna be reviewing something for you!

(Wednesday theme song plays. Yellow lens flare filter is on. Grace dramatically pretends to explain something to the camera.)

(Filter off)

Today, we're reviewing The Social Network (The film title comes up on the screen), haaaaa, a movie! I hardly ever see movies, so I have no idea of the appropriate way to review them. So I'm gonna review them the only way I know how, which is my way that I do it, 'cause that's all I know, which is me. (Ding! sound effect plays)

So here are the most interesting things that stood out to me in that movie:

It was an interestingly cast movie.

The main guy, Jesse Eisenberg, funny thing, I...he's from New Jersey, I'm from New Jersey, I used to work at the Olive Garden (The words THUMBS UP IT SUCKED pop up and the Ding! sound effect plays) in East Brunswick, New Jersey, and he and his family used to come into the Olive Garden, but his little sister is the Pepsi Girl ! Remember that little girl that looked like this:

(Black and White filter is on, Grace puffs out her cheeks and pokes her index finger at one of her cheeks, imitating Hallie Eisenberg in the Pepsi Commercials)

(Filter off)

...she had dimples and big cheeks.

So before he was famous, when their family used to come into Olive Garden, all the...umm staff would be all atwitter about like

(Sped up) Oh my god, the Pepsi Girl is here, so cute! Aww, she's so cute, she looks like she does in the commercials! Aww, makes me want a Pepsi!

(Normal speed) But also, the funny thing is that there's a girl named Brenda Song in it. (A picture of Brenda Song pops up) That girl.

I know her from Dis...the Disney Network, because, I'll be honest, sometimes I watch it.

And I know some of you out there probably do.

I'm not the only one trying to hold on to my youth.

But the funny thing in this movie is that

(Slow motion) Spoiler alert!

(Normal speed) She gives one of the main guys a blowjob in the bathroom. (Record scratch sound effect plays)

(Sped up) Disney star Brenda Song is giving that guy a blowjob.

What are you doing?

Remember when you used to run around with bunches in your hair? Now you're running around with cum all over your fa...

(Television test card flashes onscreen)

(Normal speed) That was not... I shouldn't have said that.

Not Jesse Eisenberg, her other Asian friend gives Jesse Eisenberg a blowjob in the bathroom.

So for all of you Asian girls out there, please stop giving white dudes blowjobs in the bathroom of Harvard.

(Slow motion) Spoiler alert!

(Normal speed) There are twins in the movie, but they're not twins.

It's played by one actor, and they look like Prince William or Harry. Which one's not the ginger?

It's one guy that plays both guys and it's amazingly done. How did they do it? ( Another Grace pops her head in from the side, speaking on top of the existing Grace) I don't understand, I am shocked at the magic that they created, I just couldn't be... ( Other Grace at the same time)  I know how they did the twins! Hello! Me, listen, I can tell you how they did the twins! Me, me, me, me, me, listen! Me, me... (Record scratch sound effect plays) Shut...up! I'm trying to review something here. Cool. (Other Grace  leaves)

So to wrap up this review:

(Yellow, high contrast filter on)

Asian Disney stars love giving blowjobs.

Twins are...crazy.

Jesse Eisenberg loves endless breadsticks.

(Filter off)

I hope that this review...umm, affects you.

Have a great Wednesday, guys.

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This is how I normally take my coffee, with milk and sugar and whipped cream on top. This is not what I'm reviewing today...or is it? (Takes a sip of coffee) It's not what I'm reviewing.