I will not show you my tits.

'''I will not show you my tits. '''is the first Daily Grace video posted on YouTube, and the first video of the Miscellaneous Monday series. In the video, Grace presents the new format of her web-show, explaining the different series throughout the week. It was uploaded Monday, October 10th, 2010.

Description
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Transcript
(My Damn Channel Logo displayed on screen)

(Cut to Grace standing in front of a white wall)

What's up, f*ckers!

(Television test card flashes on screen)

That's not the right way to start this video.

Hey guys, it's me!

Do you know me?

Do you know of me?

Do you know me?

Do you know who I am?

You know me, right?

(Record scratch)

No? That's cool. That's awesome.

For those of you that don't know who I am and you're just like "Shut the f*ck up! Show me your tits!"; listen.

I'm Daily Grace!

I've hosted MyDamnChannel.com for the past two and some odd years.

I do a daily vlog.

(Video switches to black and white)

Five days a week, so... five out of seven is daily.

(Video switches back to colour)

So I have over 500 vlogs archived.

Check them out if you want to! Or don't, whatever you wanna do. I don't wanna force you into anything, cause this is the internet and you're gonna do whatever you wanna do anyway.

Because you're an assh*le

(Television test card displayed on screen)

That's not the right...

And guess what!

I have my own YouTube channel now!

Who doesn't?

I...

Some children under the age of six have their own YouTube channels.

I know...

Dogs have their own YouTube channels.

I get it.

Old women who have lost the mobility in their hands have their own YouTube channels.

No they don't.

(Clip of an elderly woman being pulled off-screen by a dog)

(Grace looks around, looking defeated)

Look at it! It looks cool!

But now I'm going to be taking all of my MyDamnChannel shenanigans and bringing them over to YouTube, but they're also on MyDamnChannel!

But the cool thing is that there's gonna be extra footage over on MyDamnChannel for you because you guys love extra footage. Is my face out of focus? I feel like it definitely is.

So you're probably like "Why am I still watching this? I don't see her tits! What's the big deal?"

(Video switches into having a rose-y filter)

Great question, lonely guy!

(Video switches back to normal)

Here's why this is such a big deal!

Because I'm gonna be doing things that are really cool, for instance:

(Video switches to black and white)

Every Monday expect some personal with me on the go, for instance, I went to Comic-Con this weekend. Here's a sneak peek: (Grace snaps her fingers)

(Clip from Comic-Con of an Optimus Prime-cosplayer walking down a flight of stairs)

(Grace snaps her fingers again) Whoa!

(Video switches back to colour)

I'm on board that train!

(Video switches into having a yellow filter)

Every Tuesday I'm gonna be commenting on your comments, so make sure that you leave, guess what? Some comments!

(Video switches back to normal)

I'm ready to ride that ship!

(Video switches into having a darker yellow filter)

Every Wednesday I'm gonna be reviewing something that you've never seen reviewed before. Maybe you have, but not like this.

(Video switches back to normal)

I bought my ticket for that plane!

(Video switches into having a beige filter)

Every Thursday I'm gonna teach you how to do something with a DailyGrace How-To.

(Video switches back to normal)

I got my chain fixed on that bike!

(Video switches to black and white)

Every Friday it's gonna be Sexy Friday, I'm gonna be talking about love, dating, relationships, finding love, sex, and all the things that are tangential to those ideas.

(Video switches back to colour)

I've got rollerblades!

(Video switches into having a beige filter)

Those are all the week that...there's no more.

(Video switches back to normal)

Guys, I'm thrilled about this! Do I have pit stains?

I'm thrilled about this and I hope that you are too.

Tell all of your friends!

I'm gonna tell all of my friends!

Bye guys! I hope you're as excited as I am because I'm f*cking thrilled.

(End screen with links and a smaller video screen)

Wasn't that video from Comic-Con so awesome? If you wanna see some more footage from Comic-Con, go check out MyDamnChannel.com to find some more little gems. You know? Like when you go to your grandmother's house and you find that there's like a candy jar you never knew about, and you're like "Holy shit!" No, you wouldn't curse when you were that young but you were like "Holy crap! Candy I didn't know about!" MyDamnChannel is that cookie jar that sits on your grandma- This analogy is taking too long